Relish

Relish Poem

He said there's a lot left I disagree.
How much relish do you see?
He left this relish in the jar.
It's definitely not up to par.
There isn't enough for a hot dog,
or even freshly cooked hot hog.
He said there's a lot left I disagree.
How much relish do you see?
There isn't enough for a bowl of beans,
or a good hot plate of country greens.
He left this relish in the jar.
It's definitely not up to par.
There isn't enough to taste in tuna fish, 
or potato salad in Grandma's dish.
He said there's a lot left I disagree.
How much relish do you see?

Ketchup

The other day my husband was looking for ketchup. We had an unopened ketchup,
and an opened one with a little left in the container. Guess which ketchup he opened?
He opened the brand new unopened ketchup. He didn't want to bother with the al-
ready opened one, because he had to rinse out the container and put it in the recy-
cling bin.

Since I'm talking about ketchup, let me tell you that Heinz® is my favorite ketchup.
It's the only one I'll buy.