Who wouldn't want an unexpected check in the mail? But a check
for 5 cent is ridiculous! A stamp cost 55 cents. This check wasn't
worth the postage. The business that I overpaid called it a refund.
It would've made more sense to credit my account for a nickel.
Five-Cent Refund
I received a check in the mail
And it was a major fail
They called it a refund,
But I disagree
A laughable payment was sent to me
I'd rather get a credit to my account
Than a paper check for a small amount.