Thursday, July 11, 2024

Jif To Go Has Shrunk!

A couple weeks ago, Jif To Go Natural was on clearance and I knew it
meant one of two things. It would be discontinued, or they were gonna
change it. They changed it.

Now the box is smaller, and you get less peanut butter. The original
product had 12.oz. The new Jif has 8.8 oz. It's like you're missing two
full containers of peanut butter!

Loyal customers know when a product has been messed with. I
don't understand why companies think shrinking stuff is OK. I'd
rather pay more than get less.

Friday, January 26, 2024

Ice Cream Isn't Real Anymore Poem


Ice Cream Isn't Real Anymore

Ice cream isn't real anymore
More fake stuff in it than ever before
What happened to real ingredients like milk, sugar, and cream?
So many food fillers I just wanna scream!
I don't mind caramel, chocolate, and cherries
I even like butterscotch, peppermint, and strawberries
But leave out the carrageenan and cellulose gum
The carob bean and guar gum...
If you eat ice cream 
And you don't like how you feel
Just remember that ice cream 
is no longer real.