Ice Cream Isn't Real Anymore
Ice cream isn't real anymore
More fake stuff in it than ever before
What happened to real ingredients like milk, sugar, and cream?
So many food fillers I just wanna scream!
I don't mind caramel, chocolate, and cherries
I even like butterscotch, peppermint, and strawberries
But leave out the carrageenan and cellulose gum
The carob bean and guar gum...
If you eat ice cream
And you don't like how you feel
Just remember that ice cream
is no longer real.