Relish

Relish Poem

He said there's a lot left I disagree.
How much relish do you see?
He left this relish in the jar.
It's definitely not up to par.
There isn't enough for a hot dog,
or even freshly cooked hot hog.
He said there's a lot left I disagree.
How much relish do you see?
There isn't enough for a bowl of beans,
or a good hot plate of country greens.
He left this relish in the jar.
It's definitely not up to par.
There isn't enough to taste in tuna fish, 
or potato salad in Grandma's dish.
He said there's a lot left I disagree.
How much relish do you see?

Ketchup

The other day my husband was looking for ketchup. We had an unopened ketchup,
and an opened one with a little left in the container. Guess which ketchup he opened?
He opened the brand new unopened ketchup. He didn't want to bother with the al-
ready opened one, because he had to rinse out the container and put it in the recy-
cling bin.

Since I'm talking about ketchup, let me tell you that Heinz® is my favorite ketchup.
It's the only one I'll buy.

Grocery List

I like having a grocery list because
it helps me stick to my budget, and
I'll  know what my meals will be
for the week. If you've never tried
to write a grocery list this is how I
write mine.

1. Figure out your budget.

2. Decide what recipes you want
    to cook for the week.

3. Write down all the ingredients
    you need to buy.

4. Write down any boxed food or
     snacks that you want to buy.



I have my list divided into two sides. I have a room temperature side and a cold side.
The fruits and vegetables are highlighted in yellow, so I remember to get them first.
Next, I get all of the room temperature items and then the cold or frozen items last. I
color-code my recipe ingredients to the recipe to make sure I don't forget any ingre-
dients. Any item that is not included in a recipe I write in pencil or black ink. Don't
forget to write a price beside each item, so you can stick to your budget.

                                                                        

                                                                   

Don't Throw It Away

This pen and pencil holder originally contained a couple of pillow cases.

This picture frame originally contained a sleep cap. The plastic holder could
also easily display a recipe or an important note.

Laundry detergent caps make good stacking toys. You could also teach
a child his colors with these, or use them to cut out circles in playdough.



If you think something can be used again...
don't throw it away.

Cup In a Shrub

 















Cup In a Shrub

Cup in a shrub
bug on a rug.
He was so dumb.
He's gross as a grub.
He litters the Earth
been evil since birth.
Cup in a shrub
he'd been to the pub.
Did he over drink,
or does he just stink?
He isn't quite right
wish he'd see the light.
Cup in a shrub
it's really a flub.
People like him
make our world look dim.